I put that image up top so you’d know I wasn’t f**king around with that headline.
Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel, aka Johnny Football, is the latest in a long, long line of sports celebrities to have their daily foibles covered by Taiwan’s Next Media Animation, the insane assholes who routinely depict Anderson Silva kicking through the Incredible Hulk’s chest and put Jewish caricatures on the sides of football helmets.
Today, NMA covered Johnny Football’s ousting from a University of Texas frat party by — you guessed it — having UT girls urinate all over him from a rooftop and showing Mighty JF drinking mascot vomit from a beer bong. Then a bunch of Tim Tebow jokes happen. TAKE IT AWAY, TAIWAN.
As a resident of Austin, I can say that this is exactly how parties here end.