New York Jets cornerback/Pro Bowl kick returner Justin Miller was arrested Sunday night and charged with third-degree assault after a fight in which one of his punches landed on a woman's face when Miller's intended recipient ducked. Oops!
[Miller] was apprehended following a police chase at 4:20 a.m. [editor's note: Duuuuuude, 4:20! Huh huh huh]
And you know what time it is now: time for the massive apology to try to soften the blow from der Kommizioner Herr Goodell.
"I want to apologize to everyone for this situation, including my family, my teammates, the Jets organization, our fans and the entire NFL," the cornerback said in a statement released by the team Sunday night. "I understand that serving in the NFL is an honor and that I have an obligation to behave in a manner that reflects the privilege I have been given."
Translation: "Fuuuuuuuuuck, please don't suspend me!"