If you were wondering, the title of this video translates to “Fastest girl from Kazakhstan!” The YouTube description reads:
The new technique of training young athletes.
You know, I’m hesitant to use the KIDS WHO COULD KICK MY ASS tag — that’s usually reserved for monster 9-year old weightlifters and kids who break out Street Fighter moves on bullies, but damn, if this girl keeps training, she’ll be a goddamn whirlwind by the time she’s large enough to hit with some force.
Wait, she can already do that? All right, all right.
Next time I’m in Kazakhstan, remind me to not get into fistfights with children.
[h/t to Bob’s Blitz]