Keep It In Your Pants, Grandma

By: 12.08.10  •  4 Comments
This video of a dancing old woman at a tailgate from the Southern Cal-UCLA game last Saturday has been making the rounds, but I didn’t see it before today. The alleged grandmother, clad head-to-toe in cardinal and gold, somehow doesn’t throw out her back while she gets grinded on by what I can only assume is an incognito Raiders fan. Hope you brought extra K-Y, my man. She’ll probably shoot dust out of whatever two holes you don’t pick. At least you can forget about the condoms. Her reproductive system is just like her income–they’re both fixed.

Enjoy the video after the jump. Quickly, before she dies.

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