I’ve bitched and moaned about Andy Roddick in the past, even though he’s never really done anything wrong, like committed violent crime or shamed me into recycling. But here’s Andy trying to be all serious when there’s some perfectly good koala sex happening in the background. Now, I’m no expert on koalas, but I know sex in a tree when I see it. No, not from experience. I had a roommate that used to draw Ewok porn. —Best Week Ever, via Ufford.