Lakers guard and NBA MVP Kobe Bryant has been unavailable for comment since video surfaced of Shaquille O'Neal
I didn't realize that Vanessa Bryant was from the same asslines as Serena and Kim Kardashian.
I don't get it. Rape of Nanking Party was fucking Gold! Gold I tells ya! Anyone just want these two to suck each other's dicks already and just get it over with.
Is that the wind whistling through a drainage pipe, or are you just hollowed out to see me?
I don't want to get into specifics, but let's just say I'd allow her to sit on my face and gyrate back and forth.
In related news, every soccer player I ever insinuated is gay is probably, at this very moment, banging someone who looks like Angelina Jolie's hotter sister…while I sit here making stupid comments on a blog and wonder if Angelina Jolie has a hotter sister, and if so, did they ever make out.
/Longest Run-On Sentence Ever
Wisdom is learning from your past mistakes. This time, Kobe brings his wife to the hotel and has HER dress up as the hotel employee / rape victim.
Savvy, Kobe. Very savvy.
something tells me this vacation will be pretty tame compared to his most expensive trip, which was to colorado back in 2004.
no guys you got it all wrong. his wife is helping him choose the victim lucky girl this time.
that mrs bryant is one hip hip lady man
Kobe, tell me how her ass taste.