Just one day after the announcement that he'd leave his Japanese team for the major leagues, Kosuke Fukudome has signed with the Chicago Cubs, where he'll learn all about freak injuries ending his season and what it's like to achieve new degrees of disappointment and heartbreak.
Obviously, this is a huge disappointment for me. I was hoping Fuck-you-do-me (yes, I'm twelve) would sign with an AL team. Can you imagine what With Leather would be like on days when Dice-K pitched for the Red Sox against Kosuke's team? The pictures I could use? This site would turn into a forum for frenzied masochistic hornballs looking to masturbate at work.
More so than usual, I mean.