LA Clippers Just Keepin’ It Real, Yo

This has been everywhere already, but the game in question is tomorrow, so whatever. This is an advertisement for an LA Clippers game tomorrow celebrating Black History Month. For those of you pigmentally-challenged, Black History Month is February. Here’s some of the copy that accompanied this fine piece of print adversing.

In honor of Black History Month, the Clippers will admit 1,000 underprivileged children free…

“Underprivileged”, of course, means “black”, because we all know it does. Just like when Michael Vick is called a “thug” or Eddie Murphy is called a “transvestite lover”. Of course, sportswriters have spent years clamoring for cheap tickets for kids and now Sterling’s getting buried for it. He should just blame it on Charlie Sheen.

There’s my Sheen joke for the hour. I thought I would have enjoyed that more.

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