The USA’s women’s hockey team played an exhibition game against Team Canada on Friday night, and it’s important to point out that these two teams hate each other A LOT. The two teams brawled back in October when they played, so when a fight broke out in this latest game, it wasn’t much of a surprise to the people watching and cheering it on. Ten fighting majors were issued by the buzzkill refs, but punishments won’t change the fact that women’s hockey was probably the most exciting sport that was on Friday night, and nobody watched it.
Monday Night Football: Falcons at 49ers – 8:25 PM ET on ESPN
A solid game from Colin Kaepernick will ensure that I win all three of my third place matches, which is the saddest thing I’ve ever written about fantasy football.
NHL: Wild at Flyers – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
And don’t even get me started on my fantasy hockey team… because I don’t have one. That would be ridiculous.
WWE Monday Night Raw – 8 PM ET on USA
It’s a very Raw Christmas show, which I am sure means the Bella Twins dressed up as naughty helpers and Nattie crying about something. If you can’t tell, I really miss Total Divas.
NCAA Basketball: Morehead State at Tennessee – 7 PM ET on ESPNU
My bro in college had a Morehead hat and when we’d go to the bar for nickel beers he’d be like, “Hey babe, check out my hat” to the babes and he’d go, “Get it? More Head?” and they’d awkwardly laugh and reject him, and then he’d call them sluts or something like that. Eventually someone stole his Morehead hat so he replaced it with a COCKS hat. My college friends were terrible humans. RIP Blowjob Stacy.