With Leather’s Watch This: In Russia, Models Eat Chinese Food While Wakeboarding

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10.08.13 3 Comments

Chinese Food

I know, I know. I suck at “In Russia…” jokes. Anyway, like most people, I watched this video of a “Sexy Model” eating Chinese food while wakeboarding and I had the following questions:

1) Is she actually a “Sexy Model” or is she just a girl on the Internet? I know there’s not much of a difference, but it’s kind of like how Kirsten Dunst being kind of famous made people think she was hot once.
2) Fake, right?
3) But why on Earth would someone fake this? Who has anything to gain from this one dumb video?
4) Good Lord, whose iPod did that song come from?

In conclusion, whatever, it’s a girl in a bikini on the Internet. She’s practically Kate Upton.

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Ashley Burns has written about movies, TV, and sports for UPROXX since the site's first day.

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