Here’s Cleveland Browns kick returner Joshua Cribbs signing the “Witnessmobile,” that white four-doored petition driving around northeast Ohio collecting signatures asking for LeBron James to not LeGetTheHellOuttaTown. I can see LeBron now, sitting in a press conference leaning over that New York Knicks contract, and then right before the pen hits the paper, the Witnessmobile and its signatures come crashing through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man. LeBron sees the car and, instead of signing his way out of his home state, jumps into the shotgun seat and rides off into the sunset. That guy’s gonna look like an ass when James heads for Chicago. –via Black Sports Online.
LeBron Watch: Josh Cribbs Is A Witness