Yesterday we got our first glimpse of
I wonder if her dad is angry there's so much attention being paid to her.
must be chilly in paraguay
essentially zero chance of winning a medal
Try track shoes instead of fuck-me pumps.
i got nothing, Matt already said all the good jokes
On second thought, don't.
If camel toeing were an event, she would take gold.
Wait — microwave a cantelope? THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
/running to store
Your move Stokke.
Is the bikini universe any thing like the Golden Girls Universe…now that is hot
Ass-industria? anyone else catch that on the yellow shirt? to hell with throwing a javelin, i wanna know what thats all about.
That actually says AssIndestruyo, which in spanish mean, destroy my ass. I would gladly oblige, even if that little freak of hers wanted to watch. He has to pay though.
I'm spanking something right now that's for sure.
She could come to the park by my house and pick up trash, if you know what I mean.
Seriously, it's a mess. Damn litterers.
She would win the gold in tossing the fleshy spear..I would think.
You know that web video of the chick in high heels stomping on some guys junk? Suddenly, that seems like a good idea.
"Franco finished second in both the Miss Paraguay and Miss Bikini Universe competitions in 2006. "
this girl has probably never finished first.
Me acaban de regresar de un sistema de calefacción de melón en el microondas, y ahora como me empuje mi carnosa jabalina en el cálido y húmedo, pulpa del fruto de mi sueño.
Just a pesar de que le gustaría saber.
BTW: es una Ufford douche bolsa, pero no escuchar nada, dice. Él siempre está haciendo acerca de mierda hasta que prestan servicios en una guerra, Joe Namath reunión y su heterosexualidad.
My penis is making a rapid Asuncion.
I'm surprised she gets to compete as an amateur–she definitely dresses like a pro.
The only thing that would ruin this for me would be to find out that she's fucking John or Julio Franco.
+100 Pau. Genius.
i am always the cleverist asshole in my junior excutive cubicle
thanks to short term penis memory, this girl has replaced the twins in the spank bank.
disabled right clicking is still weak
@ Pau – well played
If she ends up naked on a Mediterranean Island with some ruddy, dorky, British Soccer doofus, I swear to God I am going to put a gun to my head.
*thinking of a way to have her…without breaking the law.
*coming up with nothing
*booking one way ticket to Paraguay
Decent. Could use some hammy and calf work. Just one man's opinion.
but goddam, kdiggs, if you ain't a slave to principle.
some of us understand the utility of situational ethics.
/insert coitus joke here.