This LSU Student Belongs In The Intoxication Hall Of Fame After Allegedly Vomiting All Over People

10.24.16 1 month ago

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Les Miles may no longer be the football coach at LSU, but at least one student is still living life with a “go for it at all costs” attitude that also got her escorted from the premises.

According to a simply wonderful story from WAFB.com, 20-year-old Renuka Koritala was arrested after she allegedly vomited on fellow LSU students during the Tigers’ game Saturday at Baton Rouge. Police say she then fled the scene and, when cornered, kicked one of the officers to the ground before being fireman-carried out of the building, which is how I like to think Miles fought when he was told he was fired.

There’s nothing to indicated she went Full Phillies Fan and vomited intentionally.

This is my favorite part of this four-paragraph story:

When officers were finally able to catch her at a stairway, she kicked one of the officers in his right knee, causing him to fall.

The probable cause report says after kicking the officer, other officers had to execute a fireman’s carry to take her out of the stadium to prevent her from hurting herself or others. Once out of the stands, officials say Koritala was able to free her leg and kick the first officer a second time. She was taken to the booking room and advised of her rights per Miranda.

So this poor cop, who probably had a sweet spot for watching the Ole Miss-LSU game, not only got kicked in the leg by the woman, she also got free and kicked him again.

The story also says Koritala had marijuana in her possession, which seems irrelevant because weed doesn’t make you go Hulk on police officers. If she was baked at an LSU home win, she probably would’ve been arrested at the concession line buying Swedish Fish.

(WAFB.com)

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