Is there anything at which the Japanese don't excel? This is Shinji Saito at the 2006 Yo-Yo Championships (smokin' hot groupies there fo' sho'), where he won first place. Obviously.
He is gonna get laid non-stop when he goes to college.
Duncan. Donuts. Mmmm. If bringing up this kid again, please include hi-res jpeg of Yoko.
but yes, hi-res pics of yoko too.
We lead very similar lives. Where he locked himself in his room to practice yo yo while growing up, I locked myself in my room to masturbate.
Nice work on the avatar.
Something tells me he already knows plenty of ways to please himself with his yo-yos.
I fully intended to NOT watch this entire clip “no fucking way I’m watching this” I said…then I watched it twice.
For things the Japanese don’t excel at i would like to submit
1. American Football
2. Fornicating with white women
His Next Competition is the 2007 Masterbation Championships or better known as “The Fist of Fury Championships” GO SAITO!!
Hey, Shinji! The Smothers Brothers want a piece, bitch!
“He is gonna get laid non-stop when he goes to college”…….Matt, he’s Asian–he graduated with a Masters in 2002 at the age of 13.
They still make yo-yo’s?
>For things the Japanese don’t excel at i would like to submit
>1. American Football
In Japan, they call it Sumo.
Just like the five fat linemen in football, sumo wrestlers are obese pigs who explode for about a 3 yard push for about 3-4 seconds at a time and havent seen their dicks since junior high.
One group wears a big g-string while the other wears shiny tights.