The Champions League final is on ESPN, and everyone's pretty much going batshit over this one, as the upstart Chelsea take on the old power of Manchester United. It's about 20 minutes in and nobody's scored yet, so you still have a chance to see the one goal in this game before they score it.
Update: 26 minutes in, Ronaldo heads one in. I thought Ronaldo was Brazilian?
Update: Chelsea with THE EQUALIZER at the end of the first half. Not sure who scored it. Don't really care.
Update: They're playing this game in Russia?! Why?
Update: Man U won on penalty kicks. This sport is lamer than that new Taco Bell commercial…