As promised, Maria Sharapova shunned the traditional flattering tennis dress in favor of extremely ugly shorts at Wimbledon yesterday. She paired it with a tuxedo-inspired top because, hey, Wimbledon's dressy and shit. From the
Disgusting. She looks like she's off to christen Judge Smails' new sailboat.
Well I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say I truely hope she has the matching grannie panties to complete the ensembal [sarcasm]. I'm going to NOT beat the meat to this shit… Ever… I've lost all respect for you Maria, how could you do this to me?
From the looks of that picture, I'd say Maria is a spitter
She'd look better in a flesh tuxedo.
Then I could sink her with my pink torpedo.
Breast implants would make those shorts look a lot better.
I love me some Sharapov!!!!
Agreed! Ungrateful skank.
ill bet its all that fucking billie jean kings fault. that man hating dyke has ruined alot of good shit for us.
If she keeps this up, I'm gonna stop stalking admiring her.
man, if you gave a top hat, cane, and monocle, she would look just like Mr. Peanut.
gave her, i meant.
Pay more attention to winning then your fucking wardrobe you dumb c**t