Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch at a Cubs game this weekend (
She throws a mean forkball
Oh, how I wish in the last pic, that the baseball was my scrotum.
If she can close out games, we may be soon mourning Wood.
Get it? 'Cause Kerry Wood would be out of a job.
Screw you people; I don't need your approval!
she can handle my balls all she wants! preferably in her mouth.
Wait is that a Cub jersey, or an Angel jersey? So confused.
Check out Kerry Wood's hand placement. What's he trying to say there?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I really like attractive women.
Marissa Miller > Gisele Bundechen
Cubs/Sox > Mets/Yankees/Sawx (cause they are the same you see)
And oh yea, of course…
Jim Belushi < Smelly Sack of Asses.
Yea but can she hit?
I would actually "toss her salad", to make a "homerun" on my "playing field"..Which is my basement.
Her face looks like its been beamed by a few fastballs.
I don't know if that qualifies as a pun, buy, yeah.
It would have been awesome if she threw the first pitch wearing nothing but that Cubs jersey.
I agree with Kerry Wood. If Marisa Miller sat next to me, I too would be holding down my gigantic man-boner.
She needs to wrestle Jessica Simpson. On my bed. Then I can die a happy man.
My boner just pointed to the north side.
Ted Lilly implies a lot in Photo #2
@swany: I agree on both, especially the smelly sack of asses and Belushi compairison.
That guy is the go-to 'celebrity' for Chicago teams all the time, and everyone I know here wishes he was dead.
Oh, and Marissa Miller is sickeneningly hot.
Something like this you had in mind? [i138.photobucket.com]
@ Jim Jones
I think it's Beaned not beamed as that involves a 35 doller bottle of liquor. non of that is a pun, but, yea…
Why do girls always seem to push the ball? She's going to need Tommy John surgery with those mechanics
this is the first time i saw someone in a cubs jersey and didn't want to smash their face in with a shovel… it's also the first time i saw someone in a cubs jersey and got a semi.
I liked Ted Lilly a lot better when he was Jimmy Key.
I'm glad you found my intentional typographical errors. Job well done.