Kansas football coach Mark Mangino has been the (ahem) butt of lighthearted t-shirts in Lawrence that broadcast such slogans as "Our Coach Beat Anorexia" and "Our Coach Is Phat." But at least one Jayhawk doesn't like his spheroid of a coach denigrated in such a fashion.
"I guess everyone has a different sense of humor," said KU linebacker Mike Rivera… "Some things are funny to some people. But sometime[s] you have to think about what other people feel."
Whoa whoa whoa. Fat people have feelings? I just figured all that blubber served as a protective buffer from the world. Okay, okay, I'm sorry, fatties of the world. How can I make it up to you? Slice of deep-fried cake?