New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez hasn’t even signed the contract that expects to give him $30 million guaranteed (or roughly 5 million per ab), but that hasn’t stopped followers from fawning over the future face of the franchise. He’s already done a photo shoot for GQ with model Hilary Rhoda, and our friend at GQ tells us that the two are now supposedly dating. And he executed a baby-delivery touchdown dance with former Iowa running back Shonn Green at the rookie photo day. Up next, curing AIDS and getting the Jets to the playoffs. Heh, like the Jets will ever make the playoffs in our lifetime.