Last night the Summit League [the what? -Ed.] Championship was played between IUPUI [the where? -Ed.] and Oral Roberts [rabid Christian guy, right? -Ed.], and things were so contentious that even the mascots mixed it up. Here we see Jawz the Jaguar ruining Eli the Eagle's shit… further proof that only nonsectarian eagles are tough enough to cut it on the sidelines; born-again mascots just don't have that same edge.
WARNING BAD PUN AHEAD
Or, put another way: birds of prey > birds of pray!