If Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s barely intelligible uncle Roger is to be believed, his nephew has been keeping in shape and could get back into the ring for a fight by the end of the Summer. As you may know, our entire human existence is building toward the hypothetical Mayweather/Pacquiao fight, and while Mayweather has retired to sit at home with his jets and dogs and fill duffel bags with enormous stacks of money, Manny has been imagining Money Mayweather’s face on his opponents’ and systematically punching them to death.
Roger Mayweather is kind of a cross between a blue singer and Boomhauer from “King of the Hill,” so listening to him doesn’t really result in comprehension of facts, but he says getting back in the ring is a money issue for Floyd, which is sort of like saying water is an issue for human survival. He also managed to say both Manny Pac and Shane Mosley are on drugs, which is funny and appropriate and another step toward the inevitable conclusion of Mayweather getting sh:tkicked in round one by a guy with political, musical AND punching power. Of course, I’m talking about The Great Khali.
For more (if you can understand it), check out the interview at Black Sports Online.
[via Larry Brown Sports]
