From WL favorite reader “Upstate Underdog,” it’s a six-year-old that tackles like one of the big kids. And both of us agree that we think this is a bit early for kids to be playing football. Kids this age can’t even find their wangs. I’d rather see them on the Xbox hitting each other virtually, and then complaining when one of them hits the reset button. But this kid will probably knock up four girls before he even turns 16, and the only reset button for that looks an awful lot like a wire coat hanger.
MEET NYREL SEVILLA, AGE 6
Jamie Cooper 03.14.17 1 week ago