The new host of NBC’s “Face The Ace,” the latest game show where contestants play various poker stars in heads-up (one-on-one) Texas Hold’em. The former briefcase holder from Deal or No Deal (I don’t know what number case she held, but I bet it was 69! BOO-YAH, SUCKA!) is now who people look at between hands of cards, which is probably better than looking at Gavin Smith. By a lot. Anyway, we saw this, and found some more images of here, a few from here, and a few from all over. If there was a poker euphemism for self-puddery, I’d use it here. Maybe it’s on Masturbapedia, the totally awesome online jerkoff reference that only exists in my mind until I get the startup capital for it. Haha, “up.” Wait, that second one may not be her. Eh, it’s not like “Lil’ Punte” can tell the difference.
MEGAN ABRIGO HAS TOP PAIR, TOP KICKER