The Internet Tore Apart The Miami Dolphins’ Hideous All-Orange Color Rush Unis

The NFL’s decision to make every mediocre Thursday Night Football game a Color Rush has its inevitable highs and lows. This Thursday night’s game is a prime example. On one side, the Cincinnati Bengals eschewed their orange and black for an elegant, white tiger look.

Thumbs up, NFL. These unis are clean, crisp, and they’re definitely among the better Color Rush unis we’ve seen.

On the other side, things aren’t as good, because the Miami Dolphins went out and dressed like a bunch of dang creamsicles.

Twitter, as it often does, got to roasting.
https://twitter.com/MarkLud12/status/781652205455732736

https://twitter.com/jackiecarbajal/status/781667876637782017

One Citizen of the Internet decided Miami looked like the “money pins” you might find at your local lanes on cosmic bowling night.

Seeing these uniforms one at a time is rough enough. Putting them in close proximity really feels like it might do some permanent ocular damage.

https://twitter.com/SportsBettingAG/status/781651259765948416

One person decided to make a joke about a certain presidential candidate…

…while another pointed out something that will make anyone lose their appetite.

Others decided to point out the similarities between the Dolphins and one of Jim Carey’s most beloved movie characters: Lloyd Christmas from Dumb & Dumber.
https://twitter.com/KyleMiller1985/status/781652689012789248

https://twitter.com/the_madrussian/status/781656830032289792

https://twitter.com/GPotocky/status/781657626367107072

Even former Colts coach and current NBC Sports suit-wearer Tony Dungy wondered what the NFL was thinking when the Dolphins were assigned these hideous threads.

It’s called fashion, Tony. Look it up.