02.23.10 8 years ago 6 Comments

Playgirl might be the only organization that wants to see more of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (the Eagles certainly don’t). The “nude dudes” mag is offering to make a $1 million donation to PETA on Vick’s behalf if he lets it all hang out on their pages.

” I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday,” Daniel Nardicio, Playgirl rep tells Life & Style. “But we haven’t heard back yet.”

“I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals?” said Daniel. –via MJD.

Yes, even in Biblical times, part of the proceedings for paroled prisoners was for them to pose naked in the streets for the enjoyment of passers-by. And I love the logic that could only come from a guy that edits a nude dudes mag. Do it for the animals, Mike. The animals deserve this. I doubt that posing for porn will become part of federal sentencing in the future, at least until the hippies come up with a solar-powered electric chair.

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