Ah, bootleg video of unknown mixed martial arts bouts. It’s gonna be a good day, for sure.
I’ll walk you through this clip, since at first watching it makes as much sense as Cloverfield. The first 30 seconds is just fighting that ends in a nice little knockout with a kick to the face, then you’ve got 30 seconds of celebration, then you have to pay attention. (I know: I’m sorry.) The losing fighter’s corner man grabs the referee’s wrists, and the ref delivers a straight left that drops him like a sack of potatoes. After that there’s just a bunch of pointless bullshit, with people running around and freaking out while the camera shakes. Hey, just like Cloverfield!