This isn't a particularly new clip. But it's new to me, it made me laugh, and it's my blog, so you get to watch. It's 35 balls to the face in 32 seconds, and everyone knows that balls to the face are second only to balls to the crotch.
Well, I guess people getting hit by cars is pretty funny, too, but I can't really make a sports connection with that. Not until the tight-ass government legalizes Death Race 2000. Vote Libertarian!
Thanks to reader Chris, whose abs are almost as ripped as mine.