It's not often I'll give credit to Mountain Dew-drinking thrill-seekers, but I actually have some grudging respect for the dudes who made this video. It's half the excitement of mountain biking a ridiculous wooded course with none of the chance of serious injury. Which means that it's just like a video game, but without all the effort of pushing buttons. And who likes effort? Paying for hookers and getting blowjobs are popular for a reason.
(Super-awesome bonus: set to the coolest song EVAR!!!)