Former Central Michigan basketball player Brooke Heike has filed a lawsuit against that university, claiming that her former coach, Sue Guevara, cut her from the program in part because Heike is heterosexual. From FOX News, the number one news source of lesbians everywhere:
Heike said Guevara told her she wore too much makeup and was not the coach’s “type.” That meant she wasn’t a lesbian, according to a lawsuit filed last week in federal court in Bay City.
The former Romeo High School star lost her scholarship after the 2007-08 season. “I didn’t feel that she did anything to improve herself after being told over and over what she needed to do,” Guevara told an appeals committee last June.
You can’t tell me this woman would try to coach a team full of lesbians. I mean, look at that shimmering short haircut. That awkward smile. The affinity for plaid clothing. Sure, she might be a lot of things, a liar, an idiot, a lesbian, but she is not a porn star.