The Jaguars' Jack Del Rio and the 49ers' Mike Nolan will wear suits on the sidelines this Sunday and Monday, and I couldn't be happier. Nolan has long expressed a desire to wear a suit on game days, but the shit-for-brains NFL wouldn't let him, even though Nolan said he would wear an ensemble designed by Reebok, with whom the NFL has a binding licensing deal.
Well, the NFL has relented — kind of — allowing coaches to wear Reebok-designed suits for two games this year.
So, in case you're wondering, the NFL is cool with displaying the man-boobs of Eric Mangini, Bill Parcells, and Mike Holmgren in shiny golf shirts that cling to their sweaty mams, but leery of reproducing the imagery of Vince Lombardi and Tom Landry on the sidelines.
Makes sense to me. Ass clowns.