My trip around the Uproxx offices continues. I started at With Spandex by reimagining every NFL logo as a famous wrestler. Then I got around to harassing the DIME crew to make people argue about who is the all-time best player on each franchise. Now it’s time to go bother the Life section crew. They thought they were safe, tucked away in their safe little corner of Uproxx. They were wrong.
So, with the help of Life managing editor Steve Bramucci, we once again bring you a fresh spin on NFL logos — this time focused on iconic foods of each NFL host city, because what goes better with football than stuffing as much sustenance as you can down your gullet?
This one might feel a touch familiar to anyone who’s seen my old fat logos, but it’s mostly due to a related premise resulting in a few similar final products — there really isn’t anything notable about Buffalo besides chicken wings or snow, and you don’t eat snow unless you are a weird little kid. Also, some of these food choices are represented by silly visual puns, because seriously, how do you draw Fry Bread in Arizona Cardinals colors? Have you seen fry bread? It’s a light brown lumpy thing.