OCHO CINCO DEACTIVATED FOR STEELERS GAME — Bengals wideout Chad Johnson-Cinco has been suspended by the organization for an unspecified violation of team rules, although a Bengals blogger says it’s because Ocho overslept and missed a team meeting (link via PFT). A team meeting at 8:30 p.m.
BRADY QUINN HAS A BOO-BOO — Brady Quinn, fresh off his first career win as the Browns’ starting QB, has a broken index finger on his throwing hand. Experts such as myself suggest that may affect his throwing, and also his pointing on the dance floor. Quinn will play, but doctors have warned that he “cannot damage the finger any further.” Which is why he’ll keep it safe in another man’s ass until Sunday.
TOO BAD FOR LINEMEN — The life expectancy for pro football linemen is 52. Hey, that’s great news! As long as it’s still the 18th century.