The Six Most Surprising Losers From NFL Week 1, Illustrated

By: 09.17.15  •  14 Comments
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Uproxx Sports

As Uproxx Sports’ esteemed football illustrator and prognosticator Dave Rappoccio will do every week during the NFL season, he attempted to predict the outcome of the Week 1 games. For those he got wrong, his punishment to himself was to draw a cartoon based off the game’s outcome. In Week 1, Dave went 10-6. Here are the illustrations for those six incorrect picks:

Bills

“If Tyrod beats Andrew Luck, I will draw Rex Ryan telling Luck that he’s switching to Progressive.”

Bills

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Chiefs

“If the Chiefs win, I will draw Alex Smith as the Grinch standing on J.J. Watt with a narrator saying, ‘And his hands grew three sizes that day.’ “

Chiefs

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Rams

“If the Rams win, I will draw Nick Foles peeing into Russell Wilson’s recovery water as Russell drinks it and talks about Jesus.”

Rams

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