So… inline skating is cool, yeah?
This is Nicole Begg. She's 19, from New Zealand, and willing to get nude to promote her sport. That's a combination that makes just about every other woman 30% less attractive. Ladies, consider the sexy bar raised.
A naked 19-year old on rollerskates? My day just got 500% better. We need a full photo gallery link STAT!
I’m wondering what else she is willing to do to promote her sport.
good god man.
“Skater hopes racy pics are noticed”
Those wacky Kiwis and their wacky headlines.
This is the first, important step to the choose-your-means-of-death sketch in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life.
Oh, my sexy bar is raised all right.
What the hell does this have to do with the amazing skating in last night’s FOUR OVERTIME playoff bonanza between the Canucks and Stars?
C’mon – these guys play twice the amount of games over the course of 5 hours and no one’s givin’ any love! If a baseball game went 22 innings in the playoffs you wouldn’t be able to turn your head without reading about it, but because ESPN and the NHL got into a fight, and the NHL went over to VS. the NHL is about as popular on Sportscenter as cockfighting.
And fine, yeah, yeah the chick above is hot, but can she deke? …sigh.. ok, I admit it – I don’t care if she can or not either.
Hail, lets concentrate here. Naked 19 year old on skates is a little more important than Game 1 of the Western Conference quarterfinals. Sorry.
Bitch elsewhere, hockey fans.
Hall you need to question your sexuality for even going thru that exercise of thought. The correct line of thought would have been.
1 f’n sweet a naked chick on skates
2) Are there more pics of this chick
3. f’n sweet a naked chick on skates
4 Thanks Matt for posting the pic of the naked chick on skates
5. Matt could you post more
6. Hey Matt are you going to put up anything on 4xovertime game last night and let’s get some more naked pics up of this chick.
Hail, as far as I know, nude 19 year olds have never gone on strike. However, judging by the pictures, her body may want to consider boycotting her face.
Unfortunately the full photoshoot isn’t online yet. Believe me, I searched and searched for hours before sending this to Matt. And by searched I mean masturbated.
Hail, I am a die hard hockey fan as it gets but even I want to fly to wherever this fine young lady is and introduce her to my “forecheck”.
I’d rather show her my poke-check if you catch my drift. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Here is another pic of her all sexy and nude:
Here’s the link to all 3 pictures
Seems like a perfect time to introduce a “naked 19-year old on roller skates” tag. Then populate it profusely.
What the fuck? The face on the girl in those photos looks nothing like the face of the girl in this post.
I would like to quote a deadspin comment I read a few weeks back. Not sure who said it, but I think its genius:
She looks like her face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with wet bricks.
“She looks like her face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with wet bricks.”
Someone probably got that from me. I used to say things like that on DS, but I usually preferred “wet chain,” although I’d occasionally mix it up with “torque wrench.”
One word: Rollergirl.
I love you, Mom. I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom? I’ll ask you if you’re my mom, OK? And you say yes, OK? …Are you my mom?
very nice i like the skater