If the Super Bowl is the climax of the NFL season, then the Pro Bowl is that last swipe of the buttcrack before football season looks around the room for all of its clothes and discreetly plots its exit before the woman wakes up. Really all that happened is that the best players in the game put on the worst uniforms in the game and Larry Fitzgerald made the Cardinals look like idiots for not utilizing him more in the first half of the Super Bowl two weekends ago. I guess the NFC won or something. It’s hard to believe that the Super Bowl was only eight days ago. But then again, the corpse of that homeless guy dangling from my balcony just came out of rigor mortis, so I guess that’s about right.
NONE OF THEIR HELMETS MATCHED