Here are hunky Notre Dame quarterbacks Joe Montana and Brady Quinn, two ships passing before/after their consecutive appearances on the Mike and the Mad Dog Show here on Radio Row.
It's amazing the kind of awe a legendary quarterback inspires in these here sports maniacs. One guy practically fainted after Joe Namath signed his football. And people trail Montana like interstellar dust after a comet. Wait. That simile's too classy. People trail Montana like herpes outbreaks after a Michael Vick road game. Like Namath, Montana will always be a star during Super Bowl Week. Brady Quinn? Eh, where's his ring? He's just a hunk of delicious man-meat.
What did they talk about? I dunno. Probably poon.