OFFICIAL SCORER: OUCH

05.20.09 8 years ago 7 Comments

The Japanese are a very proud and devoted people, so I’m not terribly surprised that this Japan League infielder tried to decapitate himself by diving for a foul ball so close to the stands. I’m sure it would have hurt so much more shaming his fellow countrymen by letting that ball go. I understand that being carted off in a gurney is very prestigious over there, but seriously, this guy will be back on the subway groping women in no time. It’s just their way. Who am I to ridicule their culture? I’m just a sports blogger…

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