You know that whole “Russia’s gonna ruin the Olympics with their human rights violations” jazz? Don’t worry, they’re going to ruin it a long time before that. Here’s the dopiest Russian dude in history letting the flame on the Olympic torch go out, and a different guy relighting it with a cigarette lighter. Because this is the most Russian thing of all time. The only way it could be more Russian is if he’d passed the torch to a bear.
Here are the morning links, so you’ll have something to read when you’re done derisively shaking your head.
This Is A Video Of A Baby White Lion Stumbling Around And Trying To Roar |UPROXX|
Here’s Every Single Reference In Guillermo Del Toro’s Amazing ‘Simpsons’ Intro |Warming Glow|
‘Gravity’ Is Possibly The Greatest Movie About Space Ever Made |Gamma|
‘Gravity’ Reviewed By An Actual Rocket Scientist |FilmDrunk|
Chuck Liddell Knocked Out (A Cardboard Cutout Of) Floyd Mayweather Jr. |With Leather|
Chris Bosh Plays An Excellent Ringer On ‘Parks & Rec’ |TSS|
Marmalard Is Off To A Great Start |KSK|
15 Things I Learned from the “G. I. Joe: The Movie” Commentary Track |Axis Of Ego|
Evan Tanner Film |IndieGogo|
Tumblewords By Minicore Studios Is Fun (And Really Beautiful) |Tumblewords|
#DoLoThroDo Oh-Thirteen: The Aftermath |Progressive Boink|
The Rock Is Not Human |TWB|