01.28.09 9 years ago 26 Comments

Sure, I’m looking forward to the Super Bowl.  I guess.  I’ll probably watch the entire thing from start to finish, even after the Steelers have it all but wrapped up in the third quarter.  But you can bet your sweet A I’m gonna have my DVR set to record Puppy Bowl V.

Above are some of the “players” for Sunday’s match-up at Animal Planet Stadium — I didn’t include any of the worthless pussy dogs like the Cavalier King Charles spaniels — and LOOK AT HOW F-CKING ADORABLE THESE PUPPIES ARE.  These dogs are made out of rainbows and children’s smiles and really soft fur.  I would sooner set my hands on fire than hurt one of these puppies.  If I could, I would quit this job and blog about puppies.  I would literally give my life for these puppies.  If you don’t think these puppies are more adorable than your own children, I will murder you in your sleep.  I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM SO BAD!!!

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