‘OOH LOOK AT ME, MY LIFE IS SO GREAT’

"Welp, bummer about that Super Bowl, but I guess three outta four ain't bad.  I sure could use some cheering up, though.  Maybe I should ask my girlfriend, the Brazilian supermodel who happens to be the richest model in the world.

"Hey honey, can we go out tonight?  I feel like showing you off.  What's that?  A star-studded gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York?  Wellll…. okay.  But which tux should I wear — the Versace, Armani, or Calvin Klein?

"La la la, walking down the red carp– Oh hey

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