Brett Favre officially announced his retirement today, and he cried like such a little bitch that you would have thought that he'd been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and given six weeks to live. Marion Jones was a bigger man than Brett when she retired. This whole ordeal is just disgusting.
“I know I can play but I don’t think I want to,” a teary Favre said in a news conference at Lambeau Field two days after he announced his retirement. “It’s been a great career for me, but it’s over.” “As they say, all good things must come to an end. I look forward to whatever the future may hold for me.”
Maybe now Brett can actually spend time with his wife who, you know, actually had cancer. She'll probably keep him running errands, helping around the house, and watching the kids. Wipe up those crybaby troll tears, Brett. That garbage isn't taking itself to the curb.
— Monday Morning Punter