PHIL HELLMUTH IS SUBTLE

07.08.08 8 years ago 25 Comments

Poker star Phil Hellmuth arrived at the main event of the World Series of Poker riding in a camouflage Jeep, dressed as General George Patton, and surrounded by a team of buxom floozies wearing a mockery of the uniform worn by our servicemen and women.  No one is sure exactly why he did this, but a panel of top personality experts suggested, "because he's an asshole."

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