The rash of underground videos of Chris Berman acting like a jackass on camera continues with the latest from American hero ampex2000. Berman thinks he's so smart because he can smuggle aspirin with codeine from Canadia back into America. As if that's even remotely what's most awesome about Canadia. My vote goes to "bed dances" in Montreal, followed closely by 18- and 19-year-olds drinking legally, followed by just about everything related to Vancouver. Berman's choice, over-the-counter "222s," falls somewhere between universal health care and The Basketball Jones: pretty cool, but not nearly sexy enough.