POLL PRODUCES SPECIOUS HALF-TRUTHS

08.29.08 9 years ago 14 Comments

A poll conducted by the uber-scientific website AreYouRomantic.com found that fans whose football teams win enjoy better sex, while losses translate to less satisfactory sex.  Some of the other findings:

The survey says 1-in-4 male sports fans would be willing to give up sex for at least a month if their favorite team were guaranteed a Super Bowl win. [Pfft, obviously not REAL fans – Ed.] …

Many fans believe it’s difficult to be romantic during the football season. One [woman] said: “I could be on fire in the room right next to him and he wouldn’t notice.”

Sheesh.  That’d be just like my girlfriend to light herself on fire for a little attention.  Goddammit, woman!  I TOLD YOU, I’m watching the game!

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