A poll conducted by the uber-scientific website AreYouRomantic.com found that fans whose football teams win enjoy better sex, while losses translate to less satisfactory sex. Some of the other findings:
The survey says 1-in-4 male sports fans would be willing to give up sex for at least a month if their favorite team were guaranteed a Super Bowl win. [Pfft, obviously not REAL fans – Ed.] …
Many fans believe it’s difficult to be romantic during the football season. One [woman] said: “I could be on fire in the room right next to him and he wouldn’t notice.”
Sheesh. That’d be just like my girlfriend to light herself on fire for a little attention. Goddammit, woman! I TOLD YOU, I’m watching the game!