Power Rankings: Pick A Goal, Any Goal

When other people do power rankings, they’re pointless and stupid. When we do Power Rankings, they kick all kinds of ass.

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1. Kronum. This game is part football, part soccer, part rugby and just generally insane. Watch this explanation of how it’s played now, because nobody will be playing it in three years. Via Deuce Of Davenport.

2. Bacon. We’re being gouged by the pork companies! Thanks, Weed Against Speed.

3. TCU’s Rose Bowl Championship Rings. They almost makes up for their ugly new jerseys. Almost.

4. The Genealogical Awareness Of Nick O’Leary. Imagine your grandfather being Jack Nicklaus and you not even knowing it before he took you to Augusta National as his caddy for the Par 3 tournament. Of course Nick is going to play football at Florida State.

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