Here’s a video of Andrew Bowser’s “The Caps Rap,” which is just what it sounds like: a rap about the NHL’s Washington Capitals. But really, I’m just posting this to laugh at Bowser’s tight red jeans. He looks like a giant tampon bouncing around on the ice like that. I’m amazed that he didn’t fall and bust his head open out there. That’s just what this world would have needed — another bleeder. Edge, via Puck Daddy.