Put Ozzie Guillen In Your Tree

Ozzie Guillen has been the gift that keeps on giving since taking the helm of the Chicago White Sox in 2004. Here, he dons an ugly Christmas sweater and implores you to buy the White Sox 13-game season ticket plan. I’ll be honest, that sounds like a lot of baseball to watch, but if Ozzie was sitting next to me and swearing his ass off throughout that package, you could put me down for the whole season. But I’d want a sweater. Ozzie could be the dad I never had. No, I mean he really could be. We’re still waiting on the DNA test.

See the video after the jump. Thanks to Weed Against Speed for the heads-up on that link..

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