I don’t think I could hate Charles Barkley if he was strangling a puppy in either hand while taking a dump on the Constitution all at once. The guy’s just too damn likable, like a fatter, balder, blacker John Cusack. And here’s Chuck’s silliness on display yet again, making fun of that one thing that happened to George Bush earlier in the week, with a little help from Chris Webber.
In all fairness, Chris Webber couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a canoe, but this is one of those moments where I wished I actually cared about basketball. It doesn’t help that all the girls from the escort service seem to be NHL fans. So much for bonding over common interests.