Today has been really slow and unsexy, so I figured this would be a good time to say, Hey, remember Bia and Branca?
Early this morning some other blogs were like "We did some research, and we think Bia and Branca might not be on the Brazilian Olympic team!!!" Umm, no shit. Sounds like the first post I wrote about them three days ago. You know, the one where the first sentence began,
Bia and Branca Feres are not on Brazil's Olympic team this summer…
It was a pretty tough two minutes of research I did. First I had to go to the Olympic athlete index. Then I had to select "Brazil." Then I saw only three synchronized swimmers on that page, and none of them were sexy twins. So that was that. But hey, great work, Woodward and Bernstein. Way to blow the case wide open. Maybe you can give us the inside scoop on where Brett Favre's gonna get traded, too.