REX GROSSMAN HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

01.18.07 10 years ago 5 Comments

I really feel like it's my patriotic duty to give this video to the world as soon as possible.

If you're unfamiliar with the persona that Kissing Suzy Kolber has created for Rex Grossman, you should familiarize yourself with their series of posts that imagine the Bears QB as loving two things only: the deep ball and pussy (I've included links below to a series of Rexisms). And here he is, in video montage form, set to the invigorating tune of "RexyBack."

F–k it. I'm Throwing Downfield.

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